Relationships are great, but have you ever had wine, though? Wine is a trustworthy, loyal companion that’s always there when you need it the most.
After a long day, wine is always there to sit through an episode of ‘The Bachelor’ with you. Wine won’t leave you on read. It never lets you down, reminds you of your diet as you open your second bar of chocolate and never argues with you or breaks your heart. And that’s why you’re in love.
If you’re feeling down about being single, we’re here to remind you exactly why wine is better than a boyfriend (or girlfriend). And believe us, we have some pretty strong arguing points.
9 Reasons Wine Is Better Than A Boyfriend
Having wine is cheaper than having a significant other.
You don’t need to buy wine expensive gifts or dinner. Also, you can get some really good cheap wine. Your bank account will thank you.
Wine doesn’t have any crazy or jealous exes.
Your red definitely won’t get jealous when you drink your rosé. There’s enough love to go around.
Wine will open up to you pretty easily.
Whether your wine is screw top or corked, it will open right up to you pretty much with ease. No secrets, no arguments, JustWine.
However, fair warning, this can be a struggle if you don’t have a wine opener (or upper body strength). If you’re looking for some unique ways to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew, click here.
You can have multiple bottles of wine in one night and no one will judge you.
Doing the same with people… is pretty frowned upon, to say the least. However, being poly-wine-orous is socially acceptable.
Wine will watch reality TV with you with no complaints.
The Bachelor? Keeping up with the Kardashians? Real Housewives? Count me in.
Wine will never judge you for your junk food habits.
And wine will support you by pairing beautifully with all your comfort food. You don’t need to worry about your appearance with wine, it loves you just the way you are. (Food addictions and all.)
Everyone loves wine.
Unlike a significant other, your friends and family will always be excited to see your wine bottles.
Wine will always comfort you and support your deepest, darkest feelings (and you expressing them).
Wine is basically like a cheap and delicious therapist.
Like Whitney Houston, wine will always love you.
You don’t have to worry about wine waking up one day and deciding things aren’t working out. And you’ll never have to hear the “It’s not you, it’s me” line from your vino. Wine is forever.
While your friends are all cuddled and boo’d up with their significant others, just remember that there is no relationship stronger than your relationship with wine.