Being single on Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be a bad thing.

For one, you don’t need to spend a bunch of money on a gift for your significant other that they’re going to pretend they love and never actually use. Two, you don’t have to shave, anything, at all. You also get to buy all the chocolate for half-price on Singles Awareness Day (Feb 15)… the list of reasons why being single is better than being in a relationship on Valentine’s Day could go on and on. But the best reason of all, you can get a whole bottle of wine and not have to share it with anybody.

So, now that we’ve agreed Valentine’s Day is a total waste of money (and shared wine… ugh.): To honour our non-Valentine’s day friends, our Valentine’s Day haters and those who prefer to celebrate V-Day a bit more tongue-in-cheek, we have the best list of wines just for you. These wines might be sarcastic or sassy, but they’re perfect for anyone who needs something a little edgier to celebrate Love Day. Whether you’re celebrating (or hating) alone or with someone you love (or hate– just make sure they get their own bottle, so you don’t have to share yours), here’s a list of wines you need for February 14.

 

The Best List of Wines for Singles Awareness Day

 

best anti-valentine’s day winesKiss My Ass — “Lost Inhibitions” White Wine
Church & State Wines, Okanagan Valley, BC

Please, tell us how you really feel about Valentine’s Day.


 

Coldhearted Riesling Icewinebest anti-valentine’s day wines
Megalomaniac Winery, Okanagan Valley, BC

Like your heart, this Riesling Icewine should be served ice cold on Anti-Valentine’s Day! Pour over ice cream for extra chill.


 

best anti-valentine’s day winesSecret Affair Pinot Gris
Dirty Laundry Vineyards, Okanagan Valley, BC

When you can’t take your love out into the light, hide in the shadows with a bottle of Secret Affair.


 

Single Vineyard Muscat best anti-valentine’s day wines
Black Widow Winery, Okanagan Valley, BC

Make sure your date has eaten before you share this bottle of wine. Female black widow spiders have been known to eat their partners after mating. Not super romantic, is it?


 

best anti-valentine’s day winesGood Times, Good Friends Pinot Grigio
Love Corkscrew, Lake Michigan Shore, USA

This year it’s all about hanging out with your friends, not a significant other. Have some good times with good friends over a bottle of American Pinot Grigio this Valentine’s Day.


 

best anti-valentine’s day winesNarcissist Riesling
Megalomaniac Winery, Okanagan Valley, BC

Do you have an ex that you’ve often called a F*$#ing Narcissist? Well, there’s a wine for that! Magalomaniac Winery has a line up of appropriately named wines for any unromantic, Anti-Valentine’s Day party.


 

If you’re looking for more Valentine’s Day ideas, JustWine is your Love Day headquarters for all things wine!